Dear Sir
I would like to book a table at your restaurant for 200 people please let me know availability, menu, prices etc
Yours Tom
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Dear Tom
Thanks for your enquiry.
I would like to direct you to our website where you may find menus and pricing. Please be aware that although we are able to accommodate such a large party we would have to close for the evening so we could host you as a private event. Please note that although we have 200 seats, we cannot seat everyone at one table, we would suggest smaller groupings of twelve or fewer.
We would require a deposit of approximately half the bill up front and all menu choices a week in advance.
Yours The Manager Mosley Eatery
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Dear Manager
I do not have the internet.
Yours Tom
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Dear Tom
Please call in to the restaurant, or call us and we will happy to help you.
The Manager
Mosley Eatery
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Dear Manager
I do not know when I will be available to come to you. I do not have a phone.
Tom
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Dear Tom
I enclose menus and pricing. If you can give suitable dates, we can look into availability.
The Manager
Mosley Eatery
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Dear Manager
This weekend. Sorry I cannot give a time. Arrangements are in hand. My friends are not fussy we will be happy with anything you can arrange. The cash will be put through the door in a brown envelope.
Tom
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LOCAL NEWS
200 prisoners were arrested trying to escape from Flintmore Jail this morning. The jailbreak appears to be a protest over prison catering. They were heading for Mosley Eatery. The Manager was unavailable for comment.
Dear Manager
I’m sorry we were unable to make it. Keep the money for your trouble. This is my last letter as I am going into solitary and have been banned from all communication with you.
Tom