Owr Billy’s up for handling
he went and lost the swag.
When he crossed the motorway
someone made off with his bag
Owr Mandy shot her firearm
and it hit owr Nige’s head.
All she got for her trouble
was a measly loaf of bread.
Owr Trevor robbed the post office
But now he’s looking glum
he forgot to turn the camera off
and the cashier knew his mum
Owr Tracy did the posh house
got all that she could take.
She couldn’t find the way out
and fell in the boating lake.
Our Debby did the chemist,
got more pills than she could pop.
Was making quite the packet,
till she sold some to a cop.
Owr Danny held the pub up,
took the takings and some beer.
Then the pair of hungry guard dogs
took bites out of his rear
You can see the judge’s laughing
when they call them out by name.
Because the bungling Blackwood’s
have a sort of claim to fame.
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